Questions

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? yes, if you cut down a tree if makes a sound correct? yup, so then when it falls it makes a sound too, it's not special. Question number two, if you drop a penny off the empire state building could it kill someone? No the empire state building is so tall is has it's own weather conditions. On Discovery Channel they say the building is so tall that there might be a small gust of wind on the street and at the top of the tower it is ten or twenty miles per hour. The wind blows the penny onto a ten foot ledge that surrounds the building so there is your answer no. Question number three, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants. Question number four, twenty seven point fish. Question number five, if a man speaks in the woods and a woman isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong? No men are never wrong, you just think we are. Question number six, why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, what do I look like the chicken whisper'. Question number seven, why is a bakers dozen thirteen? Because they like to be complicated. Question number eight, why it the movie "cheaper by the dozen" called cheaper by the dozen when in fact they would be more expensive. You would have to drive that hudge van and shop at sam's club. School shoping for him must suck.